Are you all watching house yet?

Cuddy: Patient is orange. House: The color? Cuddy: No, the fruit. House: You mean yellow; it’s jaundice. Cuddy: I mean orange. House: Well, how orange? Cuddy: Exam room 1 [Cut to House in exam room 1 with Orange Guy] Orange Guy: I was playing golf and my cleat got stuck. I mean, it hurt a little but I kept playing. The next morning I could barely stand up. Well, you’re smiling so I take it that means this isn’t serious. [House takes out his pills] Orange Guy: What’s that? What are you doing? House: Painkillers. Orange Guy: Oh, for you, for your leg. House: No, ‘cause they’re yummy. You want one? It’ll make your back feel better. [Guy nods and House gives him a painkiller] House: Unfortunately, you have a deeper problem. Your wife is having an affair. Orange Guy: What?! House: You’re orange, you moron! It’s one thing for you not to notice, but if your wife hasn’t picked up on the fact that her husband has changed color, she’s just not paying attention. By the way, do you consume just a ridiculous amount of carrots and mega-dose vitamins [Guy nods] House: The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Get some finger-paints and do the math. And get a good lawyer. [House leaves the room]

What can I say.... House rocks!

Stacy: If Chase screwed up so badly, why didn't you fire him? House: He has great hair. Stacy: [grabbing on to House's arm to stop him from walking away] What are you hiding? House: I'm gay. Oh, that's not what you meant. It does explain a lot though. No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with sneakers... [Stacy gives up and walks away]

What cadets have said!

I have heard many amazing miraculous things from cadets during first aid tests in the past so I have decided to note a few of them here!' "Pupils equal and reactive to light" me-"Did you see them?" "no" "GCS 15" (but the patient is nearly unconcious!) "Pulse 80" (but they never took the pulse!) "Patient has capillary refill in the foot" (but they never took the shoe off the check!) "Is there a medic alert bracelet?" (well if they found one then there is,if not then there isn't) "Is there blood or deformities?" (well if you have blood on your gloves then yes, did you find any?)

It's just not fair but I don't care as long as we beat Australia!

Okay who remebers that song (but New Zealand was in place of Australia)back in 1992 Olympics? Just watched us win a silver medal, cool! But Australia got Gold! Grrrr! Soooo on other non Comenwealth games sports issues, we had our first indoor soccer game today! Sleepy Dragons was playing.....Sleepy Dragons!!! Go unipol you're doing great! :) yeah so we played 3 a side! Man it was awesome abeit hard work! But at the end of the day my team won! Yay! I scored several goals, actually Traci was the only one who didn't score a gola, but she figures it just means we're gonna have a good year! That Gustav man, he rocks! So it's St Paddys day, and both my Orange t-shirts were in the wash! How bad timing is that??? I'm such a little rebel!

It's the awwwww factor!

House

I just love comments by Dr House on "House"! I just really appeals to my sense of humour, so sarcastic and literal and un-PC! So here are a few of them: Foreman: Isn’t treating patients why we became doctors? House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors, treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable. Cuddy: I was expecting you in my office 20 minutes ago. House: Really? Well, that’s odd, because I had no intention of being in your office 20 minutes ago. House: You’re orange, you moron! Mom: What does that tell you? House: Nothing, it’s just fun watching him blink. House: No news, then. How’s Cameron? Foreman: Dr. Cameron? House: Sure. Let’s start with her, and move on to all the other Camerons we know. HOUSE: Oh. Anger was a bad guess. Well, normally I’d put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the earth has circled the sun one more time. I really didn’t think it was gonna make it this year, but darnit, if it wasn’t the Little Planet That Could all over again. House: Clinical depression. Incredibly contagious. Every time I’m around one of them I get blue. Cameron: I’ll check into it. [Leaves] Foreman: I’ll make the call. [Leaves] Chase: I’ll keep the kid alive… For a while at least. [Leaves] House: I’ll have lunch. House: Like I always say, there’s no "I" in "team". There is a "me", though, if you jumble it up. Wilson: You know how some doctors have the Messiah complex, they need to save the world? You’ve got the Rubik’s complex, you need to solve the puzzle. Cuddy: [grabs letter opener from House] I can’t believe you authorized this. House: Really? Sounds exactly like something I’d do. Lola: You got a big "Keep Out" sign stapled on your forehead. House: That explains it, I told them to put it on my door. House: Tiny unicorns goring his bronchial tubes would be cooler. House: Beautiful organ donor weather. House: Ideopathic, from the Latin meaning we’re idiots ‘cause we can’t figure out what’s causing it. House: She choked on soft, wet pear. Did she forget to take the bones out?

How ya don't wanna see an ambulance!

I'm at work!

I love this job!!! I really am at work, i'm tutor supervisor on call and spending some time in a lab, just helped a guy but also get to do any computer stuff I want. Yesterday I attended a really really interesting psych seminar on MIS, a protein which plays a role in the development of the reproductive anatomy of male embryos. It could have extremely significant implications for autism among other things so my supervisor and I were very interested! St John was great last night!

Jokes!

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

wroking, working and ....working!

Well I haven't been posting for a while cos i've been....working! I have done a lot of tutor supervisor shifts lately and I now also teach the SPSS tutorials, which I did last hour and then I have a 2 hour TS shift in half an hour.I am also working on my research for my thesis, this year I test 3, 4, 5, and 6 year olds. Fun fun fun!!! (Not sarcasm!) Exclamation marks are cool aye! St John also takes up a lot lot of my time, and i'll still looking for more leaders. Also soon we are starting up a penguins division (6-8 year olds)so that will require even more work! Gotta love those sexy yellow jackets!