House

I just love comments by Dr House on "House"! I just really appeals to my sense of humour, so sarcastic and literal and un-PC! So here are a few of them: Foreman: Isn’t treating patients why we became doctors? House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors, treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable. Cuddy: I was expecting you in my office 20 minutes ago. House: Really? Well, that’s odd, because I had no intention of being in your office 20 minutes ago. House: You’re orange, you moron! Mom: What does that tell you? House: Nothing, it’s just fun watching him blink. House: No news, then. How’s Cameron? Foreman: Dr. Cameron? House: Sure. Let’s start with her, and move on to all the other Camerons we know. HOUSE: Oh. Anger was a bad guess. Well, normally I’d put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the earth has circled the sun one more time. I really didn’t think it was gonna make it this year, but darnit, if it wasn’t the Little Planet That Could all over again. House: Clinical depression. Incredibly contagious. Every time I’m around one of them I get blue. Cameron: I’ll check into it. [Leaves] Foreman: I’ll make the call. [Leaves] Chase: I’ll keep the kid alive… For a while at least. [Leaves] House: I’ll have lunch. House: Like I always say, there’s no "I" in "team". There is a "me", though, if you jumble it up. Wilson: You know how some doctors have the Messiah complex, they need to save the world? You’ve got the Rubik’s complex, you need to solve the puzzle. Cuddy: [grabs letter opener from House] I can’t believe you authorized this. House: Really? Sounds exactly like something I’d do. Lola: You got a big "Keep Out" sign stapled on your forehead. House: That explains it, I told them to put it on my door. House: Tiny unicorns goring his bronchial tubes would be cooler. House: Beautiful organ donor weather. House: Ideopathic, from the Latin meaning we’re idiots ‘cause we can’t figure out what’s causing it. House: She choked on soft, wet pear. Did she forget to take the bones out?