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[Cut to House, eating more of Wilson’s cooking and looking at the whiteboard in his office. Wilson enters.] Wilson: Enjoying the salad? House: There’s no lettuce. Wilson: I’m aware that there’s no lettuce. Do you know when I obtained this knowledge? House: Actually, I’m in the middle of – Wilson: When I made it. For myself. House: Well, how was I supposed to know? Wilson: Well, I was hoping this might tip you off. [points to cover, which has a post-it note on it that states: “MY LUNCH DO NOT TOUCH!!”] House: That’s kind of selfish, don’t you think? Wilson: I offered to make you some, you said no! House: Ah, that was before I tasted the pancakes. It’s a compliment, you should be flattered. [Cuddy enters.]